DIRK / MATTEO

Let's just hurry and get this over with.
DIRK FICTKIN
HISPANIC
UNLABELED
HE/HIM , ZE/ZIR
14 years old

I find that basic introductions aren't enough, and people assume too quickly, so here's a Carrd just on me.
Spoiler: It involves a lot of shades and a dash of existential contemplation.Strider by name, Strider by nature. I'm the embodiment of coolness and the mastermind behind a slew of ironic and cutting-edge projects.

All you perpetrators be walkin' 'round frontin'
Why don't you stand up and break me off somethin'?- Thousand Foot Krutch, Puppet

Interests?

My eclectic taste knows no bounds, and I'm always on the lookout for the next big thing. From robotics, philosophy, and art to self-discovery, I'm into it all.
Life's a puzzle, and I'm here to solve it. Whether it's exploring narrative complexities or untangling the threads of reality, I'm always up for a cerebral challenge.
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_{Considering starting up commissions.}

What do you do?

If I don't have school, I usually chill around. Listen to music, draw, hop on Pony Town; is that enough information for you to get the big picture?
If you want specifics, you'd have to ask me.

Pull Some Strings

I give you all you need to know/I drag you down, I use you up/Mr. Self Destruct
- Nine Inch Nails, Mr Self Destruct

Is this really how you act?

Not really. My personality mostly depends on who I'm hanging out with, and/or my mood.

DNI/INT Criteria?

Specifics are on my Github, but here's an easier to understand vers.

@ ;; INT: Mostly just everyone. Don't be a creep or problematic, and everything will be alright.@ ;; DNI: Ignorant people, creeps, com/proshippers, you get the gist.

Pull Some Strings

If I were you, I'd put that away/See, you're just wasted and thinking 'bout the past again/Darling, you'll be okay
- Pierce the Veil, Hold on Till May (feat. Lindsey Stamey)

ANYTHING BEFORE I INTERACT?

Here's a list that'll take up this entire page:@ ;; I say slurs I can reclaim.
If it makes you uncomfortable, tell me.@ ;; I say DNI jokingly, don't take it seriously unless it's in my name or if I actually seem frustrated.@ ;; I'm pretty socially awkward, so I usually don't interact first, but feel free to interact if you want to as I'd be happy to.@ ;; I have troubles discerning tone, so tone tags would be nice.@ ;; Pretty often I might not know what to say so I'll just go quiet or "ouu" or something, sorry 'bout that!@ ;; I freely hide and block.

Pull Some Strings

More/Extra Information

Want to Talk to Me?

My Discord is robocynical. , shoot me a message if you want to talk.

My Pesterchum handle is theomaniacTelos.